Today marks the anniversary of Arthur Conan Doyle’s birth. While his creation, Sherlock Holmes, has inspired hundreds of adaptations in many media (in several of which, no one finds it weird that a modern man is named Sherlock Holmes) I think we can all agree that these tributes found their apex in the following theme song.
Warning: this is strangely catchy, oddly stirring, and will stay in your head for the rest of your life.
ALL Y’ALL FOOLS LISTEN
IF YOU NOT FUCKIN WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE LET ME TELL YOUR SORRY, PATHETIC ASS THAT YOU WRONG
I BOUGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER TODAY. TRIED IT OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH SOME NOODLES
THIS SAUCY BASTARD IS LOVE
IT. IS. EVERYTHING.
I AINT EEM MAD YOU NEED TO GET OUT THE DARK AND STOCK UP ON THIS SPICY DELICIOUSNESS WHENEVER YOU GET THE CHANCE DON’T BE A SCRUB ABOUT IT.